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WHY NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT RECORDINGS?

The Associated Press reports that inmates at the U.S. military detention center at Naval Station GTMO are being “tortured” with around-the clock recordings by Nine-Inch Nails, AC/DC, Queen, Pantera, et al. I have a suggestion: play a recording of the equine whinny of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, the bray of Secretary of State-appointee Hillary Rodham Clinton, and the asinine whimper of anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, and play that around the clock. Within 24 hours, the detainees should plead guilty to Lincoln’s assassination, the fall of the Roman Empire, and London’s Jack the Ripper’s naughty acts. Just make sure that these politically correct recordings cannot be heard by the prison guards, to preserve their sanity.

 

If further political correctness is desired, we could add the acid, tobacco-flavored, corrosive rasp of “Her Whose Name Must Not Be Uttered,” but whose name was mentioned by the Beatles, and rhymes with “ma belle.” That should overcome any resistance by the prisoners.

 

J-P. A. Maldonado

 

It might work, but what about the unfortunate guards at Gitmo? Should they have to put up with Pelosi, Hillary, and others? – Ed.

 

CAN IT HAPPEN HERE?

I believe you need to warn the USA that the same thing that happened to Australia and England can and will happen to them over their gun rights. Please put this in your magazine, so people can take it out and copy it, and give it to their friends. I love your magazine, and I think you’re doing a great job for the USA.

 

Sincerely Yours,

Mark Brooks

 

Consider it done. Given the anti-gun appointments of Barack Obama, any gun owner who does not join the NRA and provide NRA-ILA and NRA-PVF with support is really taking a big chance with his gun rights! – Ed.

 

WHAT TO DO WITH CAPTURED GUNS

Once again, the incredible stupidity of the Department of Defense is displayed. Here’s a PERFECT way to raise funds for Army Emergency Relief and other such groups. AUCTION off the more unusual ones; make the others wall hangars (DEWATs) at a set price or keep them live if the collector has a license.

 

Ultima Reducio Regis! RLTW, AIRBORNE!

 

Larry Altersitz

West Deptford, NJ

 

Indeed, it would be a good idea. Alas, do you think the anti-gunners in the Obama Administration would go for it? – Ed.